if i see one more surprise bitch joke i’m deleting
Is that what you said when you ran over oprah?
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
my mom would yell at us and then ask
did I stutter?
and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter
and her response was
THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE
DEFINITELY doing this in my classroom
WHERE IS ALL THIS “SURPRISE BITCH” COMING FROM LIKE WHAT IS THE ORIGIN OF THIS
o h thANK GOD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE SOMEBODY TEL L US?? ?
THANK GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO JUST MISSED SOMETHING????
American Horror Story the Covent..i think its covent or covenant or special witch school…that one im pretty sure
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy